When your mom goes into your room and turns on the light while your asleep


And you open your eyes and you’re like:

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  • Society: Every girl is beautiful.
  • Fat girls: Really?
  • Skinny girls: Really?
  • Curvy girls: Really?
  • Scene girls: Really?
  • Preppy girls: Really?
  • White girls: Really?
  • Black girls: Really?
  • Society: Wait let me be more specific
  • Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
  • Girls:
  • Society:
  • Girls:
  • Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?
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The first time I go into someones house:


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haha what a lil cutie

When people cut you in the lunch line because they see a friend.


 What pisses me off is all those fucking little kids in my way, and the fact that it takes more then half the break to get something to eat

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